Chapter 17 Crohns and Colitis Cures

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=84 BGCOLOR="#660033" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>Hormones and Life</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" ><B>     |     </B></FONT><B> </B><A HREF="index_list_of_chapters_1_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hormones and Life"><U><B>List of Chapters</B></U></A></div> <div> <I><B>Chapter 17   Crohns and Colitis Cures</B></I><I><B>  </B></I><A HREF="alzheimers_parkinsons.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Chapter 18 Alzheimers and Parkinsons C"><U><I><B>>>></B></I></U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=396 BGCOLOR="#EEEEEE" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <TABLE BORDER="1" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" WIDTH="603" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#DDDDDD" BORDERCOLORDARK="#DDDDDD" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 1281 ><NOBR><bR> <div> <B>Chapter Contents</B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > <A NAME="contents_1_1_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></FONT></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="1" CELLPADDING="5" CELLSPACING="0" WIDTH="561" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 137 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="10637b820.gif" border=0 width="123" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="109"><div> <B>Page 17-1  </B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Regional </B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Ileitis</B></U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="294"><div> <B>Truck Drivers and Tankers suffer from this ailment more than normal workers,</B></div> <div> <B>but,if you have a distended lower belly,</B></div> <div> <B>you may have this problem and not know,</B></div> <div> <B>that cures exist for it,within your budget.</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 137 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="10627b820.gif" border=0 width="123" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="109"><div> <B>Page 17- 2</B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Ileocecal</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Enteritis</B></U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Married women can have this ailment</B></div> <div> <B>if they use contraceptives made from,</B></div> <div> <B>the urine of dogs,rats and hamsters,</B></div> <div> <B>produced by pfizer and hoescht,that,</B></div> <div> <B>the US-FDA has allowed since 1952. </B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 137 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="105c7b820.gif" border=0 width="123" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Page 17- 3 </B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Transverse </B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Colitis</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Older men who drink Courvoisiers,</B></div> <div> <B>cheaper synthetic cognacs,very often,</B></div> <div> <B>have this ailment,if they drink too late </B></div> <div> <B>at night or drink it with spicey foods.</B></div> <div> <B>Many older beer drinkers can also have, </B></div> <div> <B>this ailment if they drank two different,</B></div> <div> <B>types of beers in the same evening.</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 137 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="105d7b820.gif" border=0 width="123" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="109"><div> <B>Page 17- 4</B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Flexure </B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Colitis</B></U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Older table tennis players and,</B></div> <div> <B>young golfers may have this ailment,</B></div> <div> <B>if they use steroids to harden their wrists.</B></div> <div> <B>Many young hard ball players also have ,</B></div> <div> <B>this ailment if they use mdma,heroin or,</B></div> <div> <B>cocaine,after they play for several hours.</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 138 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="10617a830.gif" border=0 width="122" height="131" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Page 17- 5 </B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Diverticultis</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="294"><div> <B>Baseball players and ex boxers often </B></div> <div> <B>have have  this ailment if they mix foods, and alcohol n the same 6 hour period.</B></div> <div> <B>Fried pork chops can cause this ailment,</B></div> <div> <B>if they are not chewed adequately,before,</B></div> <div> <B>swallowing the incompletely cooked meat.</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 136 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="105e7b820.gif" border=0 width="123" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Page 17- 6  </B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Spasdic Colitis</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Runners and skate boarders </B></div> <div> <B>often die of this ailment,caused by,</B></div> <div> <B>rotting fecal matter in their colon,</B></div> <div> <B>because,they refuse to believe, </B></div> <div> <B>they are holding onto synthetic,</B></div> <div> <B>yogurt and kefir compounds,</B></div> <div> <B>in the crevices of their colon</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 139 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="105f7a840.gif" border=0 width="122" height="132" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Page 17- 7 </B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Sigmoid Colitis</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Boxers,runners,joggers and ex moms,</B></div> <div> <B>who drink beer with cheeses,very often,</B></div> <div> <B>die of this ailment,because,they do not,</B></div> <div> <B>understand,that our body cannot digest,</B></div> <div> <B>two forms of aged fermented products,</B></div> <div> <B>at the same time and stores all beer,</B></div> <div> <B>soaked cheese in its sigmoid colon.</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 156 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="10607a950.gif" border=0 width="122" height="149" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <B>Page 17- 8 </B></div> <div> <A HREF="access_info.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Access Information"><U><B>Rectal Colitis</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="294"><div> <B>Dancers,Skaters and Sailors over age 46, </B></div> <div> <B>die of this ailment,because,they will not, believe, their body, after 6pm stores its, </B></div> <div> <B>chromium salts,on its rectum side walls.</B></div> <div> <B>which blocks the normal processes of,</B></div> <div> <B>hair and liver,peptide extraction and</B></div> <div> <B>the neutrilization of disease that must,</B></div> <div> <B>take place,before bowel elimination.</B></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> 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